The Life of a Nerd

tickettoheaven:

chafing-nipples:

dangermat:

when bananas rot they secrete stuff that makes other fruit including bananas near them rot faster
that’s so fucked up that is murder suicide
bananas commit murder suicide

that’s pretty fucking metal

I’d say it’s pretty fucking

bananas

(via wilwheaton)

edwardspoonhands:

theashleyclements:

wilwheaton:

jenniferdeguzman:

He said Star Trek is too “philosophical”? Screw that noise.

mechcanuck:

I don’t know when this interview happened but I AM SAD AND ANGRY NOW 

The philosophies in Star Trek are kinda part of the actual setting. If you don’t get that, why are you allowed to make Star Trek movies.

Sigh. The whole point of Star Trek is that it’s philosophical. If you don’t want philosophical Science Fiction, there’s plenty of that for you to enjoy, but Star Trek is philosophical. Philosophy is part of Star Trek’s DNA, and if you’re given the captain’s chair, you’d better damn well respect that.

This just… hurts. 

This reminds me of all the executives being hired to run YouTube networks who probably couldn’t name more than one YouTube channel. 

This makes me sick

edwardspoonhands:

See what big strong arms get you!? This is why I don’t exercise…

Oh, except, then I watched it again and the counter is clearly broken before he “breaks” it…so now I don’t know what to think…

My bet is that he pushed down the bottle first before his hand hit the table. Just my guess.

(via cause-were-young)

edwardspoonhands:

abstractfromadisarray:

THANK YOU, HANK! God this quote drives me insane.

Don’t shoot for the moon. Because, If you miss, your body will hurtle through the cold, dark vastness of space forever.

fishingboatproceeds:

Reblogging this, for example, is more important important than tweeting it.

fishingboatproceeds:

inrowlingwetrust:

When the President essentially said DFTBA. 
My emotions cannot handle this. I was actually screaming.

File under: Things we were not anticipating.

Am I the only one freaking out about that fact that we FINALLY SAW THE YETI?!?!?! 

it8bit:

Jewelry for Gamers

8-Bit Triple Heart Ring, Legends of Hyrule Set and Triforce Ring available at Silverthink Jewelry.

Want. Want. Want.

(via wilwheaton)

So I’m at the New England Patriots football game last night, when they show this girl up on the big screen. Bleach blonde hair with patches of fade teal. Skin as white as paper. She realizes she’s up there, so she starts waving. Then what does she do? THROWS UP THE NERDFIGHTER SIGN! I lose my (many layers of) pants and start going nuts, but no one around me can understand why. But in the moment, even though I was alone in understanding, I knew that I wasn’t alone in that stadium of thousands of people. =] So thank you random Pats Fan Nerdfighter, you made a cold, crappy game a little bit better.

WIL WHEATON dot TUMBLR: maxistentialist: Exhibit A: Jonathan Coulton’s cover of “Baby Got...

maxistentialist:

Exhibit A: Jonathan Coulton’s cover of “Baby Got Back,” released 8/14/2005.

Exhibit B: Glee’s cover of “Baby Got Back,” due to air on 1/24/2013

There’s (understandably) a lot of anger on the internet about this, and it’s clear that if this is an actual recording…